St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids

St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids – St. Patrick’s day is also known as Saint Patrick’s Day, or the Feast of Saint Patrick it’s a cultural and religious celebration held on 17 March. Here will share with you worlds best collection of St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids Wallpaper Pics Pictures Images, Photos and much more. Saint Patrick’s Day is an official feast day it celebrated in the United States and all Irish people. You can wish your friends, relatives, family member, colleagues and anyone by sharing these images for wishes.

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St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids

Q:  What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?

A:  Paddy O’ Furniture

Q:  What do you call a fake stone in Irish?

A:  A sham rock

Q:  Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?

A:  Because they’re always wearing green

Q:  When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato

A:  When it’s a French fry

Q:  What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?

A:  A jolly, green giant

Q:  What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?

A:  A leper con

Q:  How did the Irish jig get started?

A:  Too much to drink and not enough bathrooms

Q:  How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?

A:  He’s Dublin over with laughter

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish Who?

Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids
St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
(Real rocks are too heavy!)

Why can’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
(Because you shouldn’t press your luck!)

What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
(A sham-rock!)

What type of bow cannot be tied?
(A rain-bow!)

Where can you always find gold?
(In the dictionary!)

Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
(Because they’re already wearing green!)

Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?
(Her red ones were in the wash!)

What did the leprechaun do for a living?
(He was a short-order cook!)

How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?
(He is Dublin over with laughter!)

St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids
St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids
  1. Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow? To get to the other side!
  2. How can you spot a jealous shamrock? It will be green with envy!
St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids
St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids
Q: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A: Paddy O’Furniture
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock.
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short.
St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids
St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids

What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
(He gets wet!)

What is Irish and left out on the lawn all summer?
(Paddy O’Furniture!)

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
(He couldn’t afford plane fare!)

When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
(When it’s a French fry!)

What do you call a diseased criminal?
(A leper-con!)

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
(Because they’re always a little short!)

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day.

St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids
St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids

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